Written by Lady Godiva

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Friday, 5 March 2010

One day a chauvanist pig proposed to a beautiful, extremely intelligent young woman.

She said, "No,' and she lived happily every after.

She didn't have to do any housework.

She shopped till she dropped.

She wore anything she wanted and her butt NEVER looked big at all.

She was never told to shave her moustache.

She was NEVER given appliances for Christmas presents.

She didn't ever have to step into droplets of pee on the way to the toilet in her bare feet.

She NEVER had to watch Sports Channels on T.V.

She was never asked, 'Pull my finger'.

She never found toe nail clipping on her kitchen table.

Indeed she lived EXTREMELY happily ever after.

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