Written by C. Cranium

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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

image for Brew On My Toe, Lyrics for Rap or Blugrass Take a sip of malt, it's a fine gestalt

I was achin all night
And pained all day
Got a lame toe
And I'm seein double.

Doc says toe is Arth Ritic
And needs a Po-di-a Tryst
The Tryst I get
But the Po-di-a is wrong.

Now my toe pain
Has gotta wait
Caus seein double
Is makin me faint.

How much time have I lost?
Not doin stuff I meant to do
Kinda late in the game
Now that I'm lame.

Got new meds
That ease the dis-ease
I'm happy and slappy
But it don't last.

Can't see the future
Forgot the past
Is it blue or yellow?
All is such a trouble.

Seein double has a price
Paid, made, ate double
Laid double .. in a dream
Peace would be nice.

Finally soaked my toe in brew
A Tryst with 12% stout
That relieved the achin
And fixed my seein.

Beer is the answer
To all your woes
Take a sip of malt
It's a fine Gestalt.

© C. Cranium

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