Once upon a time a little Troll called Tommy Troll was born in Trollheimen in Norway. As a boy Tommy was always getting into trouble pulling girls pigtails and stealing the church collection to buy treats. Tommy Troll had a hairstyle like boxing promoter Don King and a face like Jim Carrey.
Twenty years later Tommy married his childhood sweetheart Trina Troll who was a right trollop. They travelled to the UK for their honeymoon visiting London & Glasgow. At the Glasgow transport museum Tommy Troll went on the Trolley Bus and declared it the best Bus he had ever seen.
Tommy and Trina Troll later went to America after they heard many statues of trolls are located in Mount Horeb in Wisconsin and there is also a park in North Dakota called Trollwood.
Tommy and Tina lived happily ever after but one thing he never could understand was when he posted comments on forums on the internet people called him a troll.
How the hell did they know?