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Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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Dear Lenny, I'm 19 and I have been secretly seeing my stepbrother on my dad's side for 3 months now. We only met for the first time by accident on a social website about 6 months ago and we hit it off immediately. He's 19 too.

I don't know why but I have never met anybody like him. It feels like I have known him for years and we have so much in common. He has blonde hair and blue eyes and I have blond hair and blue eyes. We both even have a birthmark in the same place! He told me he broke his left leg skiing and it was so weird because I broke my left leg snowboarding!

The weirdest thing of all, both incidents happened within a few days of each other at the same resort! What is super weird is that we both have the same blood group and born on the same day at the same time! It was then I knew it was meant to be... We kissed for the first time yesterday and I'm so horny for him.

I can't get the truth from my parents as they split up when I was born and so did his! Please help me Lenny...

Lenny says, sometimes you need to play the hand you are dealt...it seems strange that you are both so alike and share so many traits. The medical term for this is called TWINS.

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