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Sunday, 28 February 2010

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Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster in a seafood restaurant in San Francisco just half an hour before he was due to be served up for dinner.

"What's it like being a lobster?" Asked Dr Dolittle.

"Its OK," said Larry, "but I do miss my Mum And Dad, I was swimming away quite happily the other day when all of a sudden I was scooped up in a net along with a lot of other Lobsters and brought to this strange place."

Dr Dolittle then asked "Do you know were you are?"

Larry replied, "No, but every now and again some geezer comes up and takes one of us away never to be seen again and a few minutes later I hear a lobster screaming. Humans cannot hear this because our hearing is different."

Seconds later A Fat Bastard pointed to Larry in the tank and he was lifted. Dr Dolittle left and the for the first time after an interview he was in tears because as the Doctor can talk to the animals he can hear a lobster scream as its thrown into the boiling water.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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