Most of the world has always wondered about a country that is named after a fowl. We don't have the "United States of Chicken" or "Great Budgie". Of course there are the Canary Islands, but they are just islands after all!
So when Turkey's government suffers a coup, just how serious are we to take it?
Does this mean that a portion of the country will be chopped off like some huge drumstick? Or a neighboring army will invade and beat the stuffing out of it? Who is willing to be the dark meat? White meat? Are people always looking for the breast? It all beggars the imagination.