7.00 - The Simpsons
Jeremy Paxman guest stars in this episode when Bart learns to swear after watching Newsnight so Marge starts a one woman protest to get Paxman removed from the TV.
7.30 - Friends
The one where Jeremy Paxman tells Rachel to fuck off.
8.00 - Britain's Got Talent
A new series of the questionable talent show with new judge Jeremy Paxman, who controversially makes an eight year old girl cry by calling her 'a talentless little shit'.
9.00 - University Swearing Challenge
Two teams from Bristol University and Jesus College Oxford compete in a special edition of the much loved quiz where presenter Jeremy Paxman, swears at them relentlessly until one team member wets themselves in fear.
9.30 - The F Word with Jeremy Paxman
The potty mouthed newsreader takes over from the potty mouthed chef in a new series where pointless celebrities are sworn at until they break down, sobbing uncontrollably in front of a live studio audience of laughing hyenas.
10.30 - Newsnight
Presented by Russel Brand
11.00 - FILM Taxi Driver
A remake of the Scorsese classic starring Jeremy Paxman as Travis Bickle.(2010)