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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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Once upon a time milk sold in America was fine but in recent years Americans have been injecting dairy cattle with a bovine growth hormone which increases milk production up to 25% but the side effects are horrendous.

The dairy cattle are now all ill and the milk produced is referred to by those in the know as White Poison as the milk produced includes PUS, BLOOD, ANTIBIOTICS and CARCINOGENS.

If you drink this stuff you are going to get ill as medical research shows that you are likely to be plagued by anemia, migraine, bloating, gas, indigestion, asthma, prostate cancer and a host of potentially fatal allergies.

If you were to ask any of these unscrupulous people who are selling this poison to drink this stuff lets be clear about this they will not drink it.

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