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Saturday, 20 February 2010

image for Candle In The Wind Mark III Elton John preparing for his Vatican show

Goodbye Jerusalem's Queen,
Though I never knew you at all
You had a fantastic arse
Those around all agreed
They crawled up your butt cheeks
And whispered into your brain
"Do you mind if I shoot my load?'
And they made you do it again.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a poofter in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the urge set in
And I would have liked to bum you
But I'm not a yid
Your candle got blown long before
This faggot ever did

Masturbation was tough
The toughest yanking you ever played
Lloyd Webber created a Superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Your bum chums still hounded you
All the bible had to say
Was that jesus rose on the third day

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a poofter in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the urge set in
And I would have liked to bum you
But I'm not a yid
Your bum cheeks parted long before
This faggot ever could

Goodbye Jesus Christ
Although I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hang with guys
While those around you felched
Goodbye Jesus Christ
From the old Queen with the specs on
Who sees you as something homosexual
More than just our Lord and Saviour


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