Gary Potter waved his wand and suddenly he was in Hagworts, an old school building which looked suspiciously like another. He had caught the train earlier at Platform 7 and 1/2, which was very close to another, very similar platform.
When Gary Potter had arrived his friends, the rather cute girl and the ginger one, were waiting for him. The ginger one was extremely agitated. "Gary, the shit's hit the fan big time. We've been rumbled. Dimbledum is going to have to go to court because we've been accused of ripping off another story."
Gary felt the scar on his forehead burn. It was a scar he had been born with. It was the mark of the legendary evil plagarist JK Voldermort. Garry knew the evil one would fight dirty in a bid to escape all the charges. No opponent could match her for her vast wealth. The most evil lawyers in the land-yes, all of them-would rally to her cause.
Garry and his chums prepared for the great courtroom battle sure to come. "Just make sure that none of this story looks like it could be too defamatory otherwise they will never publish it, just like the other one!"