Cheryl Cole awoke this morning removed her Ray Bans, her white long/short mac. As she walked to the bathroom droping her hair exstensions on the floor, she remembered that her husband is a cheating son of a bitch!
Oh yes and what a balls up she made of the brits!
Limp, dulll, lifeless hid in the corner scratching its head. As Cheryl asked herself 'why am I rich and famous?
As she looked in the mirror lip syncing - to her song 'fight for this love' hairbrush in hand, ipod loud! She came to the part 'to much of anything can make you sick!
Irony was happily alive and kicking, enjoying a bacon sarnie and a nice cup of tea.