Once upon a time there was a little ghost called Casper who was not like all other ghosts he was a tiny little guy and hard as he tried he could not frighten anybody.
Casper ended up being evicted from fright school because he was as frightening as Boy George and Julian Clare trying to do the HAKA at a New Zealand rugby match.
Poor Caspar was all on his own but he still did not give up every week he visited Golfer Boo Weekly but he could not frighten him at all.
Then Casper discovered a television programme called Most Haunted Live hosted by former Boo Peter presenter Yvette Fielding. The programme is now broadcast live every Saturday night and Caspar is having a great time because when he turns up he is able to scare screaming Banshee Fielding and frighten the bejesus out of her.