Good day and welcome. It's great to back with another corridor of uncertainty. I've been tied to my mother's pinny since my last installment. Now I'm back and here is a belter of a letter from little Ashley.
I have a problem. I can't sleep unless I'm completely naked and people take photos of me. Strange, isn't it? Recently I was sleep walking naked when I tripped and fell. As luck would have it this young lady broke my fall. She had been sleep walking naked also. She had wandered into my hotel room. When I landed we somehow became wedged together. I kept trying to break free. The more I jerked about the more noise she made.
Geoff, Cheryl is very angry as she thinks I always do this sort of thing. What can I do?
Well, young Ashley, it looks like you have been caught out. Now you are permanently on the back foot. That's no good lad. You need to get your bat out of the way. Learn to know when to leave well alone. If you keep playing a miss eventually you will get a touch and back in the pavillion for you.
Keep 'em coming kids.