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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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CNN, 2/16/10: "Some jihadist Web sites monitored by CNN are warning al Qaeda leaders that a recently captured field commander had more than three hundred names and numbers plus important documents on him at the time of his arrest."

Osama bin Laden when apprised of the capture got a migraine. Here is what was discovered:

* Michael Moore's cell

* Love letter from Nancy Pelosi

* Susie-Q Escort Service discount card

* Olive Garden take-out phone number

* Backstage pass to the Rascal Flatts concert

* Rainbow-colored Jihad condoms

* Lock of sheep's wool

* Screen Actor Guild membership card

* Snapshot of Bin Laden in a hot tub

* Reader's Digest version of the Koran

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