Sarah's speech :-
"I have always been an excellent teabagger and my mom was a teabagger before me. Im here today to offer my full support for the bits of your cause im capable of understanding.
Yes its true in a speech in 2008 i thought Afghanistan neighboured the US, I cannot name a supreme court case other than Roe v Wade, When asked i could not name 1 newspaper or political magazine, I believe there is a cabinet position for something called "The Dept of law" and i could not name 1 responsibility of the VP of the US and finally yes i am a total idiot and a fuckwit of the first water.
However none of that matters as i live in the 1 country in the world with a population even fucking dumber than i am and likely to vote for me.
I mean hell, you voted for Ronnie and GW and i am on a similar level of total retardation. I take pride in your utter stupidity and the certainty you will vote for me betwen episodes of American Idol and your next bucket of Fried chicken.
Come 2012 vote Palin for the future you tossers deserve."
Palin then left the stage to a standing ovation and proceeded backstage where her minders fitted her into her special jacket which ties at the rear.
Outside the hall we interviewed conference goer Elmer J. Spittle who stated :-
"Dat lady with da purty hair is sexier n ma sister"