Now as and notwithstanding prior communication new rules have come into play that must be followed to ensure timely postings of new stories and ease of review by our highly educated and learned team of poof readers.
While tolerated in the past, excess punctuation will no longer be allowed. Do not capitalize, bold or put into italics words for no reason unless specially intended to emphasize them.
Do not mention, ridicule or use names of rich people or organizations that could sue TheSpoof.com, especially Larry Kink, Moslems and the Tellytubby.
Generally speaking it is time that writers who have no doubt benefited greatly from TheSpoof.com start showing some respect for our leader Mark Lowton whom they should be grateful to.
Head Proofreader and Punctualist