Hollywood Bills Inc.,
Hollywood Hills, Ca - A majority of celebrities in Hollywood pay out alimony, child support and numerous other nuisance nonsenses every month.
The Hollywood Bills Inc. began watching the tabloids, noting whom was divorcing whom and who was getting custody of children, dogs/cats as well as which mistress was demanding extra financial benefits to keep their sand traps shut. (pun intended)
Since most of the population in Hollywood would be in need of this type of service, brochures were drafted to be ready for printing. (See sample of brochure)
HOLLYWOOD BILLS, INC. Announces the opening of a new office near you that will discretely handle all of your bothersome financial settlements.
No need to ponder over who get's what or licking stamps and buying envelopes etc. Our staff is on call 24/7 to take those worries off your mind.
Do you hate it when you have to sit down and write that "Bitch" who cheated on you, her monthly alimony check?
We take that worry off your hands and she won't even know it's you paying her, because the check will come directly from Hollywood Bills, Inc.
The cost to you for this service is only $199.00 per instance with a discount for yearly rates.
Child support payments ? "no problem", same rate as quoted above, per child.
Take your life back again, "NOT YOUR WIFE".
Call the number on the bottom of this brochure for rates to cover your particular "problem".
Discounts for NBL and Professional Golfers.