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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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Las Vegas Variety Views- Again reporting on the "disappearance" of "Criss Angel" rewards their readers with this little bit of information.

Editors have been hard at work, sorting through all the claims of those women who BELIEVE that 'Criss Angel' actually WAS IN THEIR DREAMS.

One misty eyed young woman who fit the criteria of a "Criss" cutie, told the editors that she could actually "feel Criss caress her".

As she went further into her "dream dialog", the editors were beginning to BELIEVE that maybe they had the real thing here.

They told the young lady to just "sit tight" as they wanted to bring in a camera crew to further document the accounts of her dreams of "Criss".

While in the next office, the editors discussed the possibility of the woman's "dream" relationship with "Criss" as being a reality.

The entire office staff as well as the managing editor of LAS VEGAS VARIETY VIEWS, LVVV was excited about perhaps finding out what actually did happen that night when "Criss Angel "disappeared".

The staff returned to the interview room to offer the young woman a large retainer to give them exclusive rights to her "dreams", but the room was EMPTY. She had "disappeared".

Managing Editor of the LVVV really does "BELIEVE" She is sure that they really did find where "Criss Angel" has "disappeared" to.

Anyone knowing "Criss" knows he will "reappear" when he is good and ready.

Having seen the "cutie" that claims to be in a "dream relationsip" with "Criss", the Managing Editor does not BELIEVE he will be making a "reappearance" anytime soon.

"Criss...........we know you're out there.......ENJOY"!

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