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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

image for Top 10 Reasons Why People Hate George Bush Bush using all the resources that he can to find Osama (sarcasm)!

In this article I will explain why nearly every person in the United States of America (I don't know, I live in England!)

Before I start stating my reasons I would like to say that the views expressed in this article are the views of me and the American, English, Iraqi, Iranian, Afghanistanian(???), Greek and Alien. The views in this article are not the views of George Bush Sr., Hilary Clinton (You know what I mean!!!!) and the guy who owns Cadbury's (sometimes not even i know what I'm on about).

  1. He invaded Iraq for no reason
  2. He must have been a bad president if people could even think that he would plan and do 9-11
  3. He has a shocking remeblance to a monkey
  4. He forgot to evolve
  5. He has his own fucking games on the internet (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm)
  6. He has more money than the usual scum of the Earth
  7. He doesn't know the difference between Osama and Obama
  8. His dad (Nuff said!)
  9. He couldn't find and kill a man who lives in a fuckin cave!!!!
  10. Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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