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Friday, 8 January 2010

News is rolling in from cities all over the States from women expressing their interest in having their names put on a waiting list to become Rosie O'Donnel's next lover.

One such woman writes:

Dear Rosie,

I am 35 years old and very beautiful with a great body. I have never been married and am a virgin. I am not gay but would be willing to change for you.

I am financially secure and am not interested in your money. I have a beautiful mansion in Berkely Hills here in California, with an indoor and outdoor pool and spa.

My home is staffed with servants and chefs and I am looking for someone to share all this with.

I drive a Rolls Royce, also have a Jaguar convertible just for fun.

My homes in Aspen and Rio are equally beautiful and also fully staffed.

I have bank accounts in Switzerland and also more stocks than my stock broker can handle.

There is more, but I feel I should not discuss my assets any further until I know if you would be interested in me.

I realize that you have just fallen in love again, but things do happen, and I would like you to keep me in mind.

I would be willing to wait for you if you indicate that I might have a chance.


(name not disclosed)

Please contact me through this publication

An answer was received and forwarded to the sender.

"You got a long wait lady, Rosie is not interested, but I might be"



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