Elin has been approached by so many talk shows that she recently put a special answering unit on her phone that simply says; "No I won't, Yes I am, "I really don't give a damn"!
The questions most asked of her were, "Will you appear on the ______ show"? "Are you really divorcing Tiger"? "Do you know where your husband is"?
Tiger on the other hand has a special answering unit on his phone that replies with; 'If you would have kept your f__ing mouth shut we wouldn't be having this conversation."
Their Attorney's phone lines are picked up with: You have reached the attorney of Elin Woods, your call is being forwarded to the attorney of Tiger Woods who is being billed for this call.
Tiger's attorney answers with; "Please do us a HUGE favor and remove this number from your telephone contact list we are no long accepting any more claims to sex with Mr. Woods."