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Friday, 1 January 2010

Twilight Actress, Kristen Stewart, was sent off the set for getting too into a mock scene for the fourth instalment of the twilight saga.

I have an inside source who is here to tell us what went down in the house of twilight.

neongreen1397: "so what happenened with K. Stew and R. Pat?"

insider: "Robert and Kristen had to do a mock scene- this is where the do a like a sample of each scene before they really start filming in 2010- and they did a sex scene. They were said just to get started but not to go all the way. like just a kiss here and there. and i guess Kristen didnt get the message. just after a couple of kisses she started taking her clothes off and doing other things i cant speak of. The entire time Robert was trying to push her off, but it seemed that kristen wouldnt let him go."

neongreen: "so you guys pulled her off, right?"

insider: "no, we just watched."

NG: "ummm..."

IS: "but robert got so freaked out he pushed her off onto the floor and ran out the door screaming."

NG: " and kristen?....."

IS: "she got her clothes back on and calmly walked off the set like nothing happened. Intill...."

NG: "intil what."

IS: "Well five minutes later there was a loud moaning and then a scream"

NG: "..."

IS: "it came from the prop room, apperently kristen got a hold of Taylor Lautner ...and well...you dont want to know"

NG: "omg poor taylor! what did you do to Kristen? Did you kick her out from the movie?"

IS: "why would we kick her off?"

NG: "um i dont know, for almost raping taylor lautner and robert! i cant belive you didnt do anything!"

IS: "well we did send her off the set for a while. when she came back she said she was sorry and all then we got back to filming the next mock scene."

NG: "wow"

well there you have it. not much more we can say...

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