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Tuesday, 29 December 2009

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"When I were a lad, growing up in Yorkshire, our mum would send me down to t'corner store wi' a shilling, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three quarts o' milk, some offal for t'ferret, a tin of mushy peas, a rabbit for t'whippet, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' bacon, an' 'alf a dozen eggs.

Ya can't do that now.

Too many bloody security cameras!"

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