The story of the year will no doubt be the one that's been in the news every day in the last few months - Tiger Woods.
We all know that he first banged a pole with a black car, then banged many white chicks (no Poles) with his black dick.
But why the fascination with white laydeez?
What's wrong with a bit of flava from a sista?
Why no go with chick from Me-hee-co?
Why no cavity invasion with an Asian?
What's wrong with screwing a ho' who's a Filipino?
These are the questions being asked by all the gold-digging non-white women out there.
We at The Spoof have found the answer!
In a diary entry made in 1984, Tiger, (aged 9) spills the beans in an astronomy project for school,
"The universe is a cool place. Lots of nice things like planets and stars. But black holes scare me, and I don't want to ever come inside one.."
The rest, my friends, is history...