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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

  1. He wears the same crap, but always looks good in it
  2. He's a heavy smoker. After each act, he goes out for one (I've seen it!)
  3. He tends to have hot chicks around him
  4. He made music for Zig and Zag
  5. He's fucking loaded
  6. He's as sharp as a fucking chef's knife. Fellas - learn from him
  7. He makes life difficult for Louis and Cheryl
  8. Everyone is a little shit-scared of him. Be honest!

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