8 - His job is pretty boring so life at home should be 'exciting'
7 - He dresses like a geek, and we all love geeks, right?
6 - He has very white teeth - how lovely
5 - He can still find reasons to fuck other women even when his wife is HOT BEYOND BELIEF!
4 - He shaves with Gilette, apparently, and obviously that is the 'best that man get get'.
3 - He's called Tiger
2 - He's half Thai and Half African-American - great food, big cock
1 - $500m+