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Friday, 11 December 2009

image for Peace-full Obama acts Nobel and nobody knows why? Smily Obama enjoys his "PEACE" and quiet, that's the reason why he's so NOBEL!

On a quick trip to Oslo, Obama decided it was time to really do something for himself instead of always "acting" on behalf of the Human Race, excluding the Taliban, Iraqi insurgents, Bin Laden and the KKK.

He dropped in to pick up his very Nobel prize while the rest of the world was left wondering why?

Here are maybe a few better candidates than Barack who could have easily "knocked him into touch" and scooped the prize:

A) Geert Wilders, Dutch "right radical" politician who has fought for PEACE and quiet in Holland without Muslims screaming 5 times a day from their minarets

B) The Swiss population who fought and voted for PEACE and quiet for the very same reason!

c) Green PEACE, always on the front when fighting for a "PEACE" of positive publicity!

D) All Isrealis fighting for PEACE and quiet in the Holy land and willing to "Toast" all "Palestinian Untermenschen" for it.

E) The Taliban fighting for a "PEACE" of the action in Afghanistan and making sure that "PEACE" will never come as long as the invading "Infidels" keep war-mongering!

F) Bono, he's always up for a "PEACE" of the limelight.

and last not least:

G) Bin Laden, Allah's right hand and PEACE-MAKER Nr1, willing to attempt anything to force his form of PEACE on the world including blowing innocent people into a thousand "PEACES"

Unfortunately Bin wasn't invited to attend the ceremony but did tell Obama, "to stick your "PEACE" prize up your huge butt and catch me if you can!"

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