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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

image for England want to avoid everybody at the World Cup, they demand a free BYE to the final! England know 2010 is their year, they can feel it in their QUI, QUI!

England have protested to the FIFA about everything and every other participating team in the World Cup 2010 and have demanded a free BYE to the Final!

This extraordinary request is based upon the following facts:

A) The home nation are African and have no right to be there?

B) France are a bunch of cheats, lyers and Poofs and have Platini backing them.

C) Spain are too good and should be banned!

D) Sepp Blatter is a Kraut and supports the Krauts, unfair!

E) Brazil have God on their side, totally unfair!

F) Italy can't play football honestly and are financed by the Mafia, corrupt bastards.

G) Holland wear bright orange, blend their opponents and gain an unfair advantage.

H) Argentina have that fat bastard, Maradona, as their coach, Messi, the world's best player and both are on dope!

I) All African nations should be banned because they have to many foreign players, especially that French twat Drogba.

J) Portugal have "WINKER" Ronaldo, wink, wink!

K) As for the rest, thay haven't a fucking chance anyway!

L) England are all the time losers, never have a chance, have a non-corrupt Italien coach, have the best national anthem, have the hardest hooligans and should certainly be given a free ticket to the final!!!!

Sepp Blatter is considering the English request seriously and feels it has a much greater chance of success than the Irish (drunken bastards!) request for being team Nr 33.

England fans can feel it in their QUI, QUI, 2010 is gonna be their YEAR!!!!

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