I was just riding my bicycle when I noticed some shopping carts abandoned in the street so I first used my rope and tied several together which were from the same store.
Since some of the stores were far away I decided to take them like a herd of lost strays like a Wrangler to the local Recycle Center and corral them there.
I don't wish to be the first to be hung as a Shopping Cart Rustler.The lone stray shopping carts I just grab by the front of the cart an tow them as a volunteer along the sidewalk to the store from which they came like K-Mart or everyone's favorite Stater Brothers.
While on the way I thought " Everyone has seen those German Side Cars on motorcycles, but has anyone ever saw a " Shopping Cart Side Car on a BICYCLE?"
I was practicing HORSE MANURE long before I enrolled in Spoof's University of H.S.!