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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Pop singer Barack 'Token' Obama today released his latest single 'President On Mars?', and this is a preview of the lyrics:

'It's a pitiful small affair
For the man with the frizzly hair
But his mommy has said 'now let's go
To America, that sad freak show'

But the show was nowhere to be seen
Now he lives in a sunken dream
For the news that is doctored too
And he's hooked to the colored screen

But the job is a saddening bore
As the Brits did it all before
He was elected by lots of sad fools
And they ask him to send ...

Sailors, hijacked by Somalis
Oh man, look at the Viet Cong go
It's the freakiest show

Take a look at the Taleban, shooting up the GIs
Oh man, wonder if they'll ever know
They're in a Dick Cheney show

The President might as well be on ... Mars

It's on America's tortured brow
Mickey Mouse runs the Pentagon now
Now the soldiers have died in vain
Took Lennon to end the 'Nam pain

See the Yanks in their thousand hordes
Losing war after war after war
Rule Britannia is out of your books
So why are you in Iraq?

But his job is a saddening bore
For the Brits did it all before
It's about to be writ again
As he sends his troops to ...

Iraq, dying for British oil
Oh man, look at those dumbos go
It's the feeblest show

Take a look at the President
Doing what Israel says
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's powerless, doh!

The President might as well be on ... Mars

(Words and music by David Sarkie; produced by A. Scott; mixed by Token O'Hothoused; management by PentagonWarCrimez)

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