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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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Bits of conversation overheard of people talking on cellphones while reading books for free at Barnes & Noble Cafe:

"So my attorney, Mr. Randolf jumped up and shouted, "I object, your honor! His 'alleged' cannibalism! 'Alleged!' cannibalism!"

"Boy Ralphie did I just have a wonderful crap while I was talking to you awhile ago. It set the hand blower off on the wall. They're still back there working on the guy who was passed out on the floor in the next stall..."

"..yeah..yeah..the red cover, right? I got it. It's hid right now here under my coat..."

"What do you mean people don't belch in the Barnes & Noble Cafe? People belch everywhere! This is a food place, Anna." I swear to you, I am NOT at a bar! Listen, Andy will tell you. Tell her Andy. (Andy) "We're at a bar Anna, a gay bar." hee hee "Thanks a lot...she hung up!"

"Yeah, he looks like he's going to be OK. They're walking him around. Looks kinda green. Vomit on his shirt...but boy, what a crap...."

"Yeah! Yeah! I'm leaving now. They'll be at the airport in a couple of hours from now. Plenty of time...."

"Listen, Anna,. Andy's full of shit. We're at a Barnes & Noble Cafe. Here's the guy behind the counter....(Guy) "One Tom Collins coming up, Sir!"...."Shit!"

"Shit? Did you say shit? Let me tell what happened right back there a short while ago..yeah, that guys on the floor again...sound like..whoa, the fire department?..."

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