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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

image for BBCI's Saturday Night Schedules - January 2010 May as well leave if off Love, let's go down the boozer

6.00 - The News with Hugh Edwards
6.01 - The News with Kate Silverton
6.02 - Russel Brand
6.03 - Jonathan Ross
6.04 - Hole in the Wall. Not the Game show, an actual hole in a wall.
6.15 - Fixing a Hole in the Wall. Aled Jones and Nick Knowles discuss DIY with Handy Andy.
6.50 - Kerry Katona's TV Fart - Once more, BBC 'borrows' a format from ITV
7.20 - Your Parents have heard of me!! Can I have another go at Fame? In which Su Pollard tries to learn sword swallowing.
7.50 - National Lottery. BBC Executive holds winning ticket.
8.00 - Casualty.
9.00 - The News with some other bloke.
9.01 - The Weather
9.10 - The Apprentice - Real Life, real love.
10.00 - An hour in the local - In which Aled Jones spends an hour in a local pub,so you don't have to.
11.00 - Late night film - Sister Act 37 - Su Pollard scrapes the bottom of the barrel.
12.30 - Repeats of all programmes from 9.00

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