It seems now days the world finds Americans exceedingly pompous when it comes to sports. We claim to have the "World Champions" at the end of a season. To countries around the globe who did not participate in that particular sport this may seem confusing. How can we have the "Worlds" best team?
Easy, America is the world. Christopher Columbus found this "New" World which means everyone else lives in the "old" world. Since new things are obviously better than old things we obviously have all the REAL world champion teams. A country outside of the new world of America isn't mentally capable of comprehending such lofty terms as these.
When an old world-er moves into the new world they become indoctrinated to the truth of America and the fact that we are indeed by far superior to all other forms of life on this planet. If this new candidate is not responsive to the truth they are immediately recognized as a terrorist and imprisoned for something.
People who are already indoctrinated are sometimes influenced by the constant whining of the old world crybabies. These people are also recognized as "domestic terrorists". These people are very dangerous as they could have been in a domestic terrorist cell.
As far as sports, inventions, products, food, people,anything really in America, we make everything better. We have "3M" who's job it is to take stupid old world half brain ideas and make them usable.
Obviously the old world isn't capable of making more than two sports. We don't count cricket as a sport. You have Soccer, which you term football, which is stupid because America has the only true football. Then you have Rugby which is just a bunch of hooligans pussyfooting around with an over sized coca bean, dog-piling on each other.
Basically America has this game for school kids, its called "Smear the Queer". This is where whoever holds the ball automatically becomes British and all the Americans try and kill him before he try's to tax us.
So now that you have been graced with this story from a TRUE American that is in the REAL world, you should count yourselves blessed to have even seen my writing. But being from the old world you most likely won't comprehend these self evident truths that you have beheld.
America the true WORLD CHAMPIONS of EVERYTHING. amen.