Following his recent ridiculing on the Spoof web site regarding his spelling error in a letter to a deceased soldier's mother, the Spoof received a strongly worded letter from the pen of the PM himself.
Inn you're resent articul ewe had the timerety too ridicool my speling. Eye bee leave that this was injust hand complitely unfare. Eye was the fourtunate resipient of a privet educashion that left me with an unparraleled vokabulary hand the abillity to you's it.
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Pleese ishoo a retracktion on you're websight, hand provyed me with an apology fourthwith.
As you can see, our beloved Prime Minister has explained himself, and we at the Spoof give him an unabashed apology for suggesting that he is incompetent, and we have removed the offending article from the site.
We have one last message to the Rt Hon Brown: Gud Luk in the elektion!