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Wednesday, 13 October 2004

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Whatever can go wrong, shall go wrong!

Israeli’s are leery of those freedom fighters who offer plastic olive branches. Certain people in Arrow Phat’s school of thought wonder if those people with freedom fighter’s guns in their pockets also have ammunition hidden in their plastic olive branches.

There is a legend that the motivation for offering olive branches stem from the fact that freedom fighters are barking up trees with hidden but misled notions that in death freedom fighters who die as martyrs will be rewarded in the Great Beyond.

The legend that people associated with olive branches believe--especially the plastic type-- are reknown to believe that if they die for “the cause” that they will die honorable deaths and they shall enjoy
A glorious reward in Heaven. One wonders if a plastic olive branch that is offered might be made to seem genuine, but which is meant to ensure a faster trip to the gread beyond. Could it be that they
Offeror is planning to be a human bomb?

One’s foes are reluctant to do more than view said olive branches at a distance and question the motives of those offerors of the olive branch. If the Heavenly reward is the motive, people from
Arrow Phat’s camp suggest that freedom fighters would best fight on earth. The Heavenly reward
Is a myth! It is propaganda meant to encourage foolish people to blow themselves up. Open dialogue is better than make-believe plastic branches.

Furthermore, the doves in Noah’s Ark were birds and couldn’t talk because they had bird brains, they were really pigeons! They did the best they could under the circumstances. No one ever mentioned what the pigeons brought on their olive branches anyway.

Freedom fighters who die as martyrs are not going to receive a reward. They shall only have body parts splatterd down here on Earth. The reward of 72 virgins in heaven is merely propaganda to encourage fooldhardy violence with plastic branches. Those humans of the large brained variety should choose better tools down here and try open dialogue for a start.

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