It began shortly after the inauguration. He already knew, that as President, there would be certain things he could never talk over with anyone. The mysterious voice in the White House bedroom in the middle of the night was one of them.
It began subtly at first- a small, steady, but powerful voice much like the one that enticed Kevin Costener in 'Field Of Dreams' only more sinister, saying "Barack..., Barrack...,Come over to the dark side of the Force" At first, Obama thought it was his imagination, but the mysterious, evil-tinted tone returned night after night to haunt him. Rising in tone and power as the weeks went on, the voice was becoming intolerable. Obama was loosing sleep and it was affecting his performance as President.
Finally one night there was one ."...come over to the dark side of the Force ..." too many. Obama grabbed a chair and threw it towards the agonizing voice. The chair punched a hole into the wall, exposing a man, microphone and speakers behind it.
"Oh my God, YOU!" exclaimed Obama, sitting down hard upon the bed.
Cheney, caught like a Republican in a hooker sting, still would not give up- "Together we could rule the Universe!" he cried.
"Thats what you said with Bush and I got elected as a result of it!"