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Monday, 26 October 2009

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US President Barack Obama, elected on a promise of taking US troops out of their illegal occupation of Iraq, today released his version of John Lenin's 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over) to try and boost his feeble Presidency, and these are the lyrics:

'So this is Christmas
And what have I done?
Another year over
A new one begun

And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
Me and Dick Cheney
The old and the young

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one (for American arms manufacturers)
Profits from fear

And so this is Christmas
I talk and I speak
For rich and the richer
Man, I am weak

And so happy Christmas
Gaza ghetto of shite
Against Wall Street and Bushes
I won't start the fight

A very dreadful Christmas
For Arabs and Jews
For Iraqis and Afghans
Censored Yank news

And so this is Christmas
And what have I done?
Another year over
Me a Trappist nun

War isn't over, I won't stop it
War isn't over, now

[lots of Palestinian children crying, and begging the US President to stop arming fascist Israel and to stop killing Iraqis and Afghans]

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