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Monday, 26 October 2009

image for Old Adage Rings True The average intelligence of the FSA's intelligence staff !

Foetid Crotch-Rotter of the Monthly Cycle's Business Pages reports:

My old Estonian Grandfather once told me the greatest misnomer in life was Military Intelligence.

Well, I can only imagine that the UK regulator everyone loves to despise, the FSA is following this adage to the letter.

They recently married their "much-feared" Enforcement section to their toothless Financial Crime and "Intelligence" department and have decided to fill the "intelligence" arm with vapid wastes of skin who have no skills or talent and get by on posh accents and in the case of the women allegedly big tits. An FSA insider known only as TB told me today, "Financial Crime and No F*cking Intelligence is more like it mate".

The decision to fill the team with pricks comes close on the heels of their decision to fill the Enforcement Team with chinless city lawyer types.

I bet those fraudsters are just quaking in their Boots.

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