Spoilt brat, well known "high society screwer" and ex-husband of right royal "screwer" Fergie, has decided to opt for a new career as, THINKER!
This surprising re-THINK has opened up plenty of opportunities for the Duke of York to divulge to the public his thoughts on several touchy subjects like for example bankers bonuses, etc!
Andy THINKS they're OK, well he is a "bonking moron" and the bonkers he supports only led the planet to it's worst financial disaster since the Great Depression!
Good THINKING Andy, BONK ON, you're a winner there!
Also "Randy Andy" THINKS Fergie should be beheaded, well half of the world thinks that too, useless Bitch!
Good THINKING Andy!
Andy THINKS the Duke of York should be taken seriously!
Well that's really thick THINKING, nobody takes the Duke of York seriously, only his Mum, maybe!
Andy THINKS his brother Charles is a tampon sucking moron married to an equestrian, bare back, jackbooted nymphomaniac and should never become King!
Andy THINKING sensibly at last!
Andy THINKS his other brother, Edward is a poof and a pansy that managed to stay married longer than he did, have 2 kids and act normal, sometimes!
Andy slightly out of SYNC with his thoughts on that one!
Anyway, who gives a shit, he's a royal twat and has just been awarded an honourable position as THINKER on the board of directors at Lloyds Bank! Salary 25000000 pounds, company car = Rolls Royce + private jet and private THINKING room in his company suite overlooking Buckingham Palace!