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Friday, 16 October 2009

image for A cat pood in my car 'Bagpuss'.Guilty by association

Strange, but true!

I was at work today and had left the tailgate of my car up.When I came back about an hour later, and approached the back of the car this bloody cat launched itself onto the top of the dashboard and, back arched, started leaping and screeching, trying to get out through the windscreen.

Why are animals so dumb? It leapt and screeched, and it screeched and leapt.

Then it pood on the driver's seat.

I was very disappointed and told it so.

I stood back and the irate moggy did a runner through the back...leaving its poo, of course....Well I suppose...Shit happens!

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