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Monday, 11 April 2011

image for A Day In The Life of Czar Czar Jar Jar Binks Car Czar, Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks' office. Note Marijuana plant on desk.

We were fortunate enough to catch up with the Obama Administration's new Czar Czar recently and were able to spend a few minutes with him discussing his new job.

Question:You are Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks?

Answer: Yousa Makesa itsa sound so sillyus. Meesa isa Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks, Yesa!

Question: And you are also the car czar? So that would make you...?

Answer: Yesa, Mesa's full title be Car Czar, Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks!

Question: And that's not sillyus...I mean silly?

Answer:Nosa! The Czarsa business besa very seriousus indeedum!

Question: Well, one has to wonder, when you have Bart Starr, the Football Czar; and Haley Barbour, the Elephant Czar. What exactly do these two do?

Answer: Wesa besa very busy!

Question: Okay I won't ask you what they do. What exactly do you do?

Answer: Asa car Czar mesa responsible parka alla masa's cars. Asa Czar Czar, Jar Jar watcha whata alla other Czars do.

Question: Very important jobs, indeed,but isn't all this Czar Czar business just a bunch of make work jobs for Mr. Obama's political cronies?

Answer: Nosa! Oursa Jobsa very important to Czar Job Holders. Withouta Czarsa Jobsa whatsa wesa doda allda day?

Question:Sing "Camp Town Ladies"?

Answer:Whatsa?

Question:Never mind. Thank you for your time, Car Czar, Czar Czar Jar Jar Binks.

Answer:Mesa gosa smoke some budsa now. Yousa join mesa?

Question:Ah, no thanks. Suddenly I have a very sick headache.

Editors note: Since this article wasa written Mr. Binks has added another title to his resume. He is now Bar Czar. His full title is Bar Czar, Car Czar, Czar Czar Jar Jar Binks. [I/]

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