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Saturday, 5 September 2009

image for A recession tip: easier way to give up smoking! "IT''S PARTY TIME!"

You can give up smoking quite easily by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fat friend's arse, filter first, then replacing it in the box. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth will put you off smoking any of them.

This would also make a great party game of 'Russian Roulette', and is also the fastest way to lose friends!

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