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Sunday, 23 August 2009

image for President Obama Says The GOP Senators Are All "Wee-Wee'd Up" President Barack Obama standing in front of the newest Washington D.C. Starbucks.

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - President Obama speaking before a group of American Gynecologists was asked why it is that he thinks that he is not getting as much cooperation from some of the Republicans in the Senate as he would like.

He replied, that it was because they are all wee-wee'd up.

When asked by Fox News reporter Cooper Zankstrom to explain he smiled and said the the GOP'ers are basically in a state of tee-teeing.

Zankstrom told the president that he was confused by his choice of wording and that he was going to have to be a little bit more fundamentally specific or else he would run the chance of being misquoted.

"Oh really?" The president asked.

"Yes sir."

"Well let me say this then Mr. Zankstrom. How abouts I just get one of my secret service agents to escort your misquoting ass on outta here. Now how's that for being a little bit more fundamentally specific?"

"That does not change the fact Mr. President."

"Wow. Son you sure do have a pair on ya don't cha?."

The president then turned to his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt.

"Laramie grab Mr. Zankstrom, take him outside to some isolated area, away from all of the media cameras and taser the sumbitch until he has a true understanding of what exactly the word misquoting is."

"Yes sir, right away Mr. President."

Zankstrom stands up and tells the president that it will not be necessary to do that as he fully understands exactly where he is coming from.

The president smiles, takes a sip from his bottle of Evian Mineral Water and says that he really and truly does not feel that he does.

Zankstrom reiterates that he really and truly does and to prove his point he offers to donate $500 towards the Presidential Stimulus Package.

"$500?" The president asks.

"Yes sir."

"Cash?"

"Absolutely!"

"Great. You see ladies and gentleman now THAT is a FUNDAMENTALLY SPECIFIC example of TRUE Democracy at work."

[APPLAUSE]

"And now if y'all will excuse me...I've got to go to the little boys' room and wee-wee. Take care y'all."

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