When people like to go on holidays they should not always think about Spain or France or the USA or the UK because a great place to go on your holidays is in the African country of Nigeria! And its funny!
Nigerian people are so friendly and welcome you into their homes all the time. But be careful as they sometimes kidnap you and pester your family for money. They might kill you as well.
Thats not so funny.
The Bureau de Tourisme de Pays d'Afrique has produced a report which advises everyone that Nigeria is an excellent place to go for your vacations.
There are lots of things to do in Nigeria but the people are very black. If you dont like black people dont go there. But Nigerian people are funny and friendly and happy. In 2003 the New Scientist magazine tested the Nigerian people which resulted that they were the happiest people in the world.
Another funny thing about Nigeria is at night time you cant see the Nigerian people apart from their white teeth and white eyeballs! Its hilarious! But you must remember not to say NIGGER to them. Thats not hilarious. In fact it can be disastrous.
The national sport of Nigeria is football. Everyone adores it. The players play in green uniforms and all of them are very black.
Nigerian people often dig for oil and eat cockroaches.