Dear Fr. Francois:
I am a 31-year-old plumber from FugginCold, MN. I think of myself as a good Roman Catholic. I am a member of the Knights of Columbus. I have a big sword, too!
My problem is that I can't get my wife to perform oral sex on me. She says "It stinks!" What can I do to make oral sex more desirable for her?
Take a fucking bath once in a while.
Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J.