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Sunday, 2 August 2009

image for Obama Girls Plan Theme for President's Birthday A trud cake, courtesy of FoxNews

The daughters of Barack Obama have decided to throw him a themed party for his August 4th birthday. The theme? The Wizard of Oz.

With that in mind, what movie related presents will the sisters give their father?

Las Vegas oddsmakers are putting the possible gifts at the following odds:

A brain (30%) One of the two things he needs most, but probably impossible (even though they might try)

A heart (22%) The other of the two things he needs most, but also impossible

A home (18%) He still doesn't have a birth certificate, so this is possible

Ruby Slippers (15%) They'd go well with his All Star Game "baseball jeans"

His very own Emerald City (5%) He already bought the country and owns Washington

A Munchkin (5%) Doesn't Joe Biden already have this position?

A flying monkey (5%) Doesn't Nancy Pelosi fill this position in her private jet?

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