You have just dialled nine, nine, nine
Because you wanted to report a crime.
Well, you just wait and see
If there's a Pc that's free
Or if one can spare the time.
You've been beaten to a pulp by some thug
Who was looking for someone to mug,
And you're feeling quite dizzy
But our lads are all busy
And your plight has meet with a shrug
You may have to wait for sometime,
You might have to hang on the line.
I know that's not great
But you'll have to wait
And we'll get to you in time