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Friday, 31 July 2009

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I recently met with Demi Lovato. I was shocked to hear what she had to say to me!

Q: How is life going for you, right now?
A: Well, I started my new tour, and it's a real pain. I have to do a show every single night, and I'm getting kinda sick of the screamin and yelling. It gives me a headache.

Q: We know you just got done with your movie with Selena Gomez, Princess Protection Program. How was that?
A: Well, first off, Selena is one of the people I hate most, so it was really annoying to work with her.

Q: So, you're friendship with Selena isn't real?
A: Oh, no, of course not. We hate each other. Selena's just stuck up and rude.

US: But most people love Selena…
DEMI: Yeah, so does Selena...

Q: Anyways, Demi are you afraid of anything?
A: Only clowns. And Selena. I'm not kidding. One day she came on the S.W.A.C. set while we were filming, and she waited until we were done, and she had a knife. She was going to kill me.

Q: Why?
A: She's jealous of me. She always has been. Ever since we were on Barney.

US: Well, thank you for your time with us, Demi,
DEMI: No, prob. See you guys later!

Q: Demi, wait! One last question. Are you a cutter?
A: No, I'm not. I sware to god, on my mother's good name.

US: Well… thank you again, Demi!
DEMI: Thanks for having me!

Well, there you go. Selena is the rude, stuck up one is the 'Semi' relationship.

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