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Thursday, 30 July 2009

image for Fr. Francois' Confessional #02 Sould this 14-year-old Kentucky girl play ball with her nerdy boyfriend?

Dear Fr. Francois,

I'm not a catholic but I feel I can talk to you. You help so many people get out of sticky situations; I just know you can help me, too.

I am a 14-year-old girl from Somerset, Kentucky. I am a freshman at the high school. I play volley ball and girl's soft ball. I have had the same, boring boyfriend since the fifth grade. He wants to start...you know, petting. He says he wants to go to third base.

Even though I play soft ball, I don't know what going to third base means. Can you tell me if you think it's OK for a 14-year-old girl to let her boyfriend go to third base? Even if he is a nerd, he's better than nothing. I don't want to be alone. What should I do?


Dear Kentucky-gal:

Let him.

Do you know what a 14-year-old girl in Kentucky is called?

An old maid.

Fr. Francois

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