America fought a war to secure their freedom from England
Canada prefers to remain as serfs to England and the 'royal family'
America fought a Civil War to end the business practice of slavery introduced by England
Canada prefers to remain as serfs to England and 'royal family'
American citizens speak hundred of languages from around the world
Canada's citizens, unable to understand each other can only say, "Eh..?"
America invented the light bulb
Canada uses the light bulb to find the toilet during the long winter months.
America invented the telephone
Canada uses the telephone to call the plumber when their pipes / toilet freezes solid
America landed men on the Moon
Canada can see the man in the Moon
America invented the mass produced automobile
Canada uses the automobile to get the hell out of Canada whenever than are can
America has NFL Football teams
Canada has CFL Football teams but prefers to watch the real NFL football teams
America wins the NHL Championship once again
Canada lost the NHL Championship once again
America has Key West
Canada has key chains